“where are you going to college”
“what do you want to go to college for”
“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”
i dont wanna spend a single day of my life thinking i don’t look good as hell. what a waste of time. everyday i look amazing. im trapped in this meatsuit for about 80 years and then i die so i’m not gonna hate it for a second. anyone who makes u feel bad about ya body can shove it
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."